About Us
Hey, it's nice to meet you! 👋

We're Lindsay and Rob. We make stickers, mugs, and shirts for developers, plus a good amount of Midwest and other fun stuff. We both code for a living, so when a design jokes about a missing semicolon or a Friday deploy, it's because we've been there. Our shop runs out of Indianapolis, just the two of us. We draw everything the old fashioned way, no slop here. :)
We started Bolts and Stars because we love making things. Design, code, a little nostalgia, and the satisfaction of holding something that turned out great. That's still the whole reason we do it.
If you run a startup, a bootcamp, or a dev team and you want swag nobody quietly throws away, we'd love to make it. Want something that just makes standup funnier? That's us too. Got an idea? Let's talk. ⚡
What we're about
- Made by hand, by us. Two people, no AI slop.
- Quality we'd actually buy. We test it before you ever do.
- Real humor. Jokes from people who live the work, not a meme generator.
- Classic feel, modern execution, zero filler.